she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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