there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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