i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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