You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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