Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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