I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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