actually, I'm a sock model
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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