just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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