suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
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