playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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