All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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