I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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