yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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