apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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