You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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