super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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