Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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