I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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