yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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