Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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