Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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