I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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