Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
My ATM looks so different sober.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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