she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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