that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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