I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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