I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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