so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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