Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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