We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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You. Win. At. Life.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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