had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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Too much gin, very little bucket
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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