Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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