Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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