Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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