Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Randomize
