Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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