just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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