I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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