I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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