my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
