I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's rum buckets o'clock
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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