you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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