I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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