okay pat passed out under dana's car
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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