38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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