Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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