she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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