windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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