I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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