Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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