its not stalking. its research.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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