i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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