im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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