I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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