Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He felt like a one man threesome
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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