porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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