OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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