i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm really busy with my period
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