O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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